If you've saved up a ridiculous amount of money for a vacation to Italy and love cars, there is quite the deal available for you. Zicasso's 10-Day Tour of Emilia-Romagna's "Motor Valley." This little trip will give you 10 days of the finest Italian carmakers in the world. You get to see Modena, home of Maserati and Pagani; Bologna, the home of Lamborghini and Ducati; and finally, Maranello, the beautiful home of Ferrari.

You will get to tour the factories and museums of all five of these makers, roll around in a Maserati, Lamborghini, and Ferrari on private drives and on a race track, and test your skill as a Formula 1 pit crew member in a simulated environment. At the end of your fast and sexy journey, you'll get freshly made Parmesan on a dairy farm, sample some Parma ham and aged balsamic vinegar, and learn to craft some specialty pastas that you can make back home!

This is available year-round, but unfortunately for us middle-class folk, you're looking at $4,200 per ticket. The ticket includes nine nights of stay, breakfast, five test drives, tours, cooking classes, and tasting. In addition to the original ticket price, international airfare is not included. I'll never get the chance to go, but if you end up taking the trip make sure you let me know how it was!